A Very Old Joke That Is Still Making People Laugh...
Yes, I know that this is a very old joke, that it shamelessly plays on stereotypes and that it can be downright insulting at times (just look at the answer for my alma mater...). But, hey, it's a joke and it's still funny even after so long... B-D
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with HCJC.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they're very bright already.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs. (speaking from my personal experience, this is a bit true but just when we thought we finally made it, MOE scrapped school rankings... Argghh... B-P)
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate(how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker there. (raises eyebrows) Get what we mean?
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're still using oil lamps. (note: this was when they still haven't finished renovating their campus)
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarb...?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F**k the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many Meridian JC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A:None. They are too busy trying not to be retained.
Q: How many Innova JC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: School so new, change what lightbulb?
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with HCJC.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they're very bright already.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs. (speaking from my personal experience, this is a bit true but just when we thought we finally made it, MOE scrapped school rankings... Argghh... B-P)
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate(how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker there. (raises eyebrows) Get what we mean?
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're still using oil lamps. (note: this was when they still haven't finished renovating their campus)
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarb...?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F**k the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many Meridian JC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A:None. They are too busy trying not to be retained.
Q: How many Innova JC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: School so new, change what lightbulb?
Hmm... Anybody got the version for polytechnics or secondary schools, perhaps even for the local universities...? B-P
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