Monday, April 18, 2005

Post No. 10: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Hey there to all! Firstly, I should let you all know that I just got back from a 3 day 2 night FTX (Full Troop Exercise) on late Friday afternoon & only got to book out on Saturday morning... Hence, I had no energy or time to write what I originally planned to write for this weekend (next weekend, perhaps...). Instead, I managed to dig up this very old joke message (received it before the US invaded Iraq) from deep within my computer. Re-reading it, I still found it to be very funny so decided to post it here to share with you all (with a few additions of my own)...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Standard answer (in case you all don't know it yet): To get to the other side of the road.

George W. Bush: It doesn't matter why it crossed the road. What's important is whether it's on our side of the road. It's either on our side of the road or against us. There's no middle ground.

Colin Powell: And as we can all clearly see, in the upper right-hand corner of the satellite picture on the screen, a chicken is crossing a road.

Saddam Hussein: That was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

John F. Kennedy: Ask not why did the chicken cross the road; ask why was there a road for the chicken to cross.

John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Martin Luther King Jr.: I have a dream where all chickens will be free to cross roads without their motives being questioned.

Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road?
Did it cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Alone.

William Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.

Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately.

Robert Frost: To travel the road less traveled by.

Hamlet: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Albert Einstein: Did the chicken cross the road or did the road moved beneath the chicken?

Sigmund Freud: By asking this question, you are displaying a symptom of your repressed sexuality.

Yoda: To be one with The Force, it wanted to.

Darth Sidious: To submit itself to the power of The Dark Side.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: It sensed a disturbance in The Force.

Morpheus: A chicken crossing the road occurs when The Matrix fixs an internal glitch.

Captain Kirk (of "Star Trek" fame): To boldly go where no chicken have gone before.

Colonel Sanders (the founder of KFC): I missed one?

Surely does bring a whole new meaning to the phrase: "New answers to old questions", doesn't it? Haa...

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